May 2013
offbeatorbit:
“playa plz.”
-ygritte @ jon snow like every time he opens his mouth.
truxtondogyuun:
Wow I can’t believe Kaiba Corporation just bought Tumblr
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letterstogodptiii:
tea-books-and-blankets:
yaygocats:
discomplete:
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
doglets:
sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?
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Watchcollegehumor:
Gordon Ramsay Does the Right Thing
If you can’t stand the heat, then something real real bad is gonna happen.
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baptisms:
imagine benedict cumberbatch naked on top of you, leaning into your ear, and whispering, “here’s comes the ding dong diddly”
LIFE HACK
asap-tran:
really-shit:
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
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EA sex tip #58
vasneemas:
Start with the most tender, passionate foreplay and when your partner begs you not to stop, dress up and leave, claiming the rest is a 15$ DLC.
When you're out and you see someone from your...
sodamnrelatable:
1 tag
chrisjericho:
tupacabra:
imagine dragons. just imagine: DRAGONS. imagine them.
Watchdanieldempsey:
My dude straight loving him some nsync.
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anusking:
hot things to say during sex:
Abraham Lincoln
meme harder
mitochondria
let’s watch icarly
why didn’t you reblog that post I made
WARMACHINEROX
sweetguts:
almost 15 years after its original explosion of popularity, pokemon’s fanbase rejoices over news you can now walk diagonally in the newest game
tapdancers:
do you even know how important chicken is to me
less-than-one:
Yes hello I am here for Gatsby’s party
