offbeatorbit: “playa plz.” -ygritte @ jon snow like every time he opens his mouth.
truxtondogyuun: Wow I can’t believe Kaiba Corporation just bought Tumblr
letterstogodptiii: tea-books-and-blankets: yaygocats: discomplete: “i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography “I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel. “I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy “I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
doglets: sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?
collegehumor: Gordon Ramsay Does the Right Thing If you can’t stand the heat, then something real real bad is gonna happen.
baptisms: imagine benedict cumberbatch naked on top of you, leaning into your ear, and whispering, “here’s comes the ding dong diddly”
asap-tran: really-shit: If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you. fuck
EA sex tip #58
vasneemas: Start with the most tender, passionate foreplay and when your partner begs you not to stop, dress up and leave, claiming the rest is a 15$ DLC.
When you're out and you see someone from your...
chrisjericho: tupacabra: imagine dragons. just imagine: DRAGONS. imagine them.
danieldempsey: My dude straight loving him some nsync.
anusking: hot things to say during sex: Abraham Lincoln meme harder mitochondria let’s watch icarly why didn’t you reblog that post I made WARMACHINEROX
sweetguts: almost 15 years after its original explosion of popularity, pokemon’s fanbase rejoices over news you can now walk diagonally in the newest game
tapdancers: do you even know how important chicken is to me
less-than-one: Yes hello I am here for Gatsby’s party