imagine benedict cumberbatch naked on top of you, leaning into your ear, and whispering, “here’s comes the ding dong diddly”
oh dear god, want~
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Gordon Ramsay Does the Right Thing
If you can’t stand the heat, then something real real bad is gonna happen.
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A different kind of Cinderella
LIFE HACK
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
omfg i’m crying at the latest episode of Got because daenerys is listening to this guy and she’s so tired of his bullshit and she looks directly at the camera like she’s in an Office episode
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